31 year old Chicago negroes that wear zorro masks are just EXTRA perverted and terrible liars...

If the SUN TIMES said it...
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/kelly/929564,rkelly050308.article

A woman is set to testify at R. Kelly’s upcoming child pornography trial that she had a three-way sexual encounter with Kelly and the allegedly underage girl shown in the video at the heart of the case.

The 41-year-old R&B superstar is accused of videotaping himself having sex with a girl estimated to be 13 or 14. He has pleaded not guilty. Jury selection is set to begin Friday.



Singer R. Kelly arrives at court for an April 25 hearing in his child pornography trial, which is expected to start next month. A witness in the trial claims she had a threesome with Kelly and the alleged victim in the case.
(Brian Jackson/Sun-Times)


As part of the case, prosecutors claim to have identified the girl in the videotape. This alleged victim is now in her 20s. Kelly’s lawyers plan to argue — and the alleged victim will reportedly testify — that she is not the girl in the tape.

But the prosecution’s new witness could undermine that defense, since she will identify the girl, sources with knowledge of the matter told the Chicago Sun-Times. In addition, the witness is expected to say the girl was underage at the time of their encounter.

“She was involved in a threesome with [the girl] and R. Kelly,” one source said.

Prosecutors and defense lawyers declined to comment, citing a gag order in the case.

The witness’ testimony was among the evidence discussed in secret hearings last month before Judge Vincent Gaughan. The judge, citing concerns about pretrial publicity, closed the hearings to the public and put multiple court filings under seal.

The Sun-Times, Chicago Tribune and the Associated Press filed a legal challenge to unseal the proceedings and documents, as did WBEZ-FM (91.5). Those challenges are still pending.

At one of the closed hearings, Gaughan ruled in the prosecution’s favor and said testimony about the threesome would be admissible at trial, sources said.

In the past, Kelly has faced civil lawsuits from underage girls accusing the singer of inducing them to have sex with him and a second woman. The title track of his 2007 album “Double Up” refers to a man arranging a ménage a trois.

The Kelly case has been pending since June 2002, when the R&B star was indicted on multiple counts of child pornography. It has been delayed repeatedly, but lawyers and courthouse personnel expect it will finally begin May 9.

The indictment followed a more than three-year Chicago Police investigation. The Sun-Times reported on the investigation in a December 2000 story about Kelly’s pattern of pursuing underage girls for sex.

The big break in the case came in February 2002, when a videotape was sent anonymously to the Sun-Times. It shows a man alleged to be Kelly engaging in various sex acts — including urinating on the underage girl. The tape was turned over to the Chicago Police.

Cook County State’s Attorney Richard Devine impaneled a grand jury that heard dozens of witnesses identify Kelly and the teen on the tape and confirm that they had a sexual relationship.

The tape was authenticated by the FBI, which determined it could not have been a forgery.

Kelly, of Olympia Fields, faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

This Mariah Carey Situation that I have been avoiding...

You know. The one with Nick Cannon involved.




I have been in denial because secretly, I was holding out hopes that Mariah would marry *me* one day. But no. Tommy got her. Now Nick has her. I'm not saying that I don't want her anymore. But if I can't have her, then NO ONE SHOULD HAVE HER.

Don't call the F.B.I. I'm not all that serious.

I want to go lie in my bed with my flannel, stonewashed jeans, Doc Martens, a bong, a large pizza and cry while listening to...Stone Temple Pilots or Smashing Pumpkins. Just like I did when I was in high school and came to the realization that the hot cheerleader wasn't going to fuck my in my van.











NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dropping your kid out of a temple makes them strong?

Pimp Down! Pimp Down! !!! Deborah Jeane Palfrey Found Dead!!!

Florida police are investigating the apparent suicide of the so-called D.C. Madam, who was found dead in the Florida mobile home of the madam's mother Thursday.

The madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, was recently convicted on federal charges stemming from operating a prostitution service in the Washington, D.C. area with a number of high-profile clients. She was scheduled to be sentenced July 24.

Palfrey told ABC News last year she would never return to prison, after serving time in the 1990s for other prostitution-related charges. "I sure as heck am not going to be going to federal prison for one day, let alone, you know, four to eight years."

Palfrey's 76-year-old mother, Blanche, found her daughter's body in a shed to the side of her home, according to police. Palfrey had hung herself with nylon rope from a beam in the shed's ceiling, the police said.

Blanche had looked in the shed after awaking from a nap to discover outside her house a tricycle she normally stored there, according to police. She called 911.

Hand-written notes were found near Palfrey's body which "describes the victim's intention to take her life," the police statement read.

Local police responding to a call late Thursday morning discovered the woman's body in a storage shed to the side of the home, according to a statement released by the Tarpon Springs, Fla. Police. Hand-written notes were found nearby which "describes the victim's intention to take her life," according to the statement.

Foul play does not appear to have been involved, according to the police. They did not immediately release the contents of the notes.

A jury in Washington, D.C. found Palfrey guilty of money laundering, racketeering and using the mail for illegal purposes in connection with a prostitution ring she ran from 1993 to 2006.

Several well-known men were reportedly clients of her service, including former U.S. Agency for International Development chief Randall Tobias and Sen. David Vitter, R-La. Neither man was among the clients called to testify at Palfrey's trial. Neither immediately responded to requests for comment.

In an interview last year, Palfrey vowed to fight the federal prosecutors who brought the charges against her. "They just destroy you on every level, financially, emotionally, psychologically," she said, but still she refused to accept any deal they offered.

In the interview, she contrasted herself with Brandy Britton, a woman who once worked as a prostitute -- apparently for a time with Palfrey's service, Palfrey's phone records reflected -- who committed suicide after charges were brought against her.

"She committed suicide because of the police and the prosecutor," Palfrey said then, arguing that prostitution should be legal because the prosecutions are more harmful than the business itself. "They, they had to push it, in the name of justice. I'd like to know what justice they're talking about."

Swizz Beats and Mashonda are Divorcing?

Taken from XXL Magazine:

Swizz Beatz and his wife R&B singer Mashonda announced today the two will separate after nearly four years of married. The two wed in 2004 and have a son together.In a statement released by a representative for the multi-platinum producer, the pair revealed they’ve been moving toward a friendship for some time now.”For the last seven months, [Swizz and Mashonda] have been working on establishing a formidable friendship, being great parents to their son, and remaining great supporters of each other’s careers,” the statement read.Mashonda is currently signed to her husband’s record company, Full Surface, as a solo performer. There is no word whether the two will move forward with a divorce immediately or attempt to reconcile in the future.No reason was given for the separation, although the pair came to the decision under “amicable terms,” according to the rep.

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.



2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.



3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.



4. You think a woman who is'out of your league' bowls on a different night.



5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.



6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'



7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.



8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.



9. Your junior prom offered day care.



10. You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'



11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.



12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.



13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.



14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.



15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.



16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.



17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.



And Finally: An Arkansas couple, both real-live rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'. The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

1943 Guide to Hiring Women

The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II.

"Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees: There's no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage.

Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject from Western Properties:

1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters, they're less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn't be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

2. When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It's always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

3. General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

4. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

5. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.

6. Give the female employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that they'll keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work themselves.

7. Whenever possible, let the inside employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they can't shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

10. Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl's husband or father may swear vociferously, she'll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.
11. Get enough size variety in operator's uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can't be stressed too much in keeping women happy."